if anything, we're white trash

ABORTIONIST CHIC
BITCH: NOW A PRONOUN
DO NOT THINK YOUR STUPIDITY WILL GO UNNOTICED|now bi-coastal

mambidotes:

i never held on long enough

to let you goooooo

dashboard please chill with being gay for a second and let me have this please i asked nicely

(Source: karinaxmarie)

yes

yes

(Source: paxamericana, via peachesandcream-)

kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

(Source: shownofur.com, via cat-shaming)

gagasdoublechin:

ew bye

avianawareness:

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

The world will soon understand why birds are so awesome and deserve to be our overlords. 

(via vincecarters)

teacakes:

:)))))))))))

teacakes:

:)))))))))))

(Source: sextalesofadiva)

spring2000:

megakabuterimon:

spring2000:

can’t believe björk invented the internet

who?

shut up!!

(via teacakes)

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(Source: johto-jordan, via ridge)

1like1prayer:

walk walk fashion baby

1like1prayer:

walk walk fashion baby

(Source: versaceslut, via ridge)

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

(via ridge)


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